You own hand towels, too? I may faint.

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For every success, there were 200 dateless people who hated us. For more stories from Stacey, go here, https://medium.com/@staceykeith or https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_2_12?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=stacey+keith&sprefix=stacey+keith%2Caps%2C470&crid=PTNPE6X3IJBQ.

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Have you seen her hair? Looks like a hurricane fucked a tornado.

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Stealing Candy's green beans and calling her mom fat earn you a corner spot.

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There's No Pretending the Boobs Aren't There.

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Few things boost your confidence like watching a total fuck-up. For more stories from Jessica Wildfire go here, https://medium.com/@JessicaLexicus.

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Hauling out your old stuff and a few dusty memories. For more stories from Roy, go here, https://medium.com/@roy_schlegel. 

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And you can't even kick them out.  For more stories from Jennifer Satore Hulst go here, https://medium.com/@jennifersartorehulst. 

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I  have opinions about everything.

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Ronald McDonald would be jealous.

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