Minus the pumpkin, mice and a few other things. Read more from Benny Neylon here, https://medium.com/@duplicatorbooks_93946. If you enjoy these audio stories, consider becoming my podcast patron, https://patron.podbean.com/KrisK.  Have a story for me? Message me on twitter @KrisKKAria or email me at kris@kriskeppeler.com.

Return of attack of the body stencher, from the Drunken Cyclist, visit https://thedrunkencyclist.com/.  If you enjoy these audio stories, consider becoming my podcast patron, https://patron.podbean.com/KrisK.  Have a story for me? Message me on twitter @KrisKKAria or email me at kris@kriskeppeler.com.

History Lessons from the Historically Ignorant, by Thunderpuff, https://medium.com/@ThunderPuff. If you enjoy these audio stories, consider becoming my podcast patron, https://patron.podbean.com/KrisK.  Have a story for me? Message me on twitter @KrisKKAria or email me at kris@kriskeppeler.com.

Fun with dog and human training, for more musings on daily anomalies, visit Does This Happen to You on Channillo, https://channillo.com/series/does-this-happen-to-you-/. If you enjoy these audio stories, consider becoming my podcast patron, https://patron.podbean.com/KrisK.  Have a story for me? Message me on twitter @KrisKKAria or email me at kris@kriskeppeler.com.

Appreciate Skittles' miss and fall, from Thryn, on Medium at https://hackernoon.com/@zzilch.  If you enjoy these audio stories, consider becoming my podcast patron, https://patron.podbean.com/KrisK.  Have a story for me? Message me on twitter @KrisKKAria or email me at kris@kriskeppeler.com.

Cupcake Schoolbus tells all, from Thryn on Medium, https://hackernoon.com/@zzilch. If you enjoy these audio stories, consider becoming my podcast patron, https://patron.podbean.com/KrisK.  Have a story for me? Message me on twitter @KrisKKAria or email me at kris@kriskeppeler.com.

Travel leads to wet fart showers. Read more from ThunderPuff on Medium, https://fityourself.club/@ThunderPuff. If you enjoy these audio stories, consider becoming my podcast patron, https://patron.podbean.com/KrisK.  Have a story for me? Message me on twitter @KrisKKAria or email me at kris@kriskeppeler.com.

Namaste even if you're a badass. Read more from Kathleen Toohill here, https://medium.com/@kathleen.toohill. If you enjoy these audio stories, consider becoming my podcast patron, https://patron.podbean.com/KrisK.  Have a story for me? Message me on twitter @KrisKKAria or email me at kris@kriskeppeler.com.

Tales of a beer whore, from the Drunken Cyclist, https://thedrunkencyclist.com/. If you enjoy these audio stories, consider becoming my podcast patron, https://patron.podbean.com/KrisK.  Have a story for me? Message me on twitter @KrisKKAria or email me at kris@kriskeppeler.com.

Short and sweet doggy satire this week. Visit Mark Salamon at https://medium.com/@marksalamon. If you enjoy these audio stories, consider becoming my podcast patron, https://patron.podbean.com/KrisK.  Have a story for me? Message me on twitter @KrisKKAria or email me at kris@kriskeppeler.com.